About Us

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THIS IS NOT NORMAL BASEBALL...

WE'RE LOOKING FOR 20 SKILLED BALLPLAYERS WHO WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS. TWENTY PLAYERS THAT CAN SHOWCASE THEIR BASEBALL SKILLS AND ENTERTAIN LIKE NOBODY HAS SEEN FOR THE PAST FIFTY YEARS.

THIS WILL BE BASEBALL LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. JUST 15 GAMES OVER THREE WEEKS IN SUNNY ARIZONA. AND YOU'LL HAVE THE MOST FUN YOU'VE EVER HAD IN A BASEBALL UNIFORM.

WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? WE WANT OUTSTANDING PLAYERS WHO HAVE NOT SIGNED A CONTRACT FOR THIS NEXT SEASON...YET. OUR TEAM WILL ENTER THE FIELDS SHAKING HANDS, DANCING, DOING CARTWHEELS AND ENTERTAINING AND MAKING FRIENDS WITH THE CROWD. ANYBODY CAN CATCH A FLY BALL. BUT CAN YOU DO IT WITH YOUR HAT? BEHIND YOUR BACK? CAN YOU PLAY FIRST BASE FOR AN INNING IN A ROCKING CHAIR? CAN YOU BE CREATIVE ENOUGH TO COME UP WITH SKITS, PLAY SHADOW BALL AND ENTERTAIN AND BOND WITH THE FANS? ALL THE WHILE PLAYING OUTSTANDING BASEBALL? 

EVERY INDEPENDENT TEAM WILL KNOW YOUR NAME. THEY WILL KNOW IT AROUND THE WORLD. MLB SCOUTS WILL COME BECAUSE THEY CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT THE PAPERS ARE SAYING. OR THE BUZZ ON THE INTERNET. YOU GIVE US THREE WEEKS OF YOUR BASEBALL LIFE AND I SWEAR YOU'LL REMEMBER THEM FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

ALL TWENTY BALLPLAYERS WILL BE HOUSED TOGETHER IN ONE MOTEL. TWO TO A ROOM. WITH A SWIMMING POOL AND CABLE TV. YOU'LL HAVE FOOD DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR EVERY DAY. FULL MEDICAL WITH NO DEDUCTIBLE. MEAL MONEY WHEN ON THE ROAD. A STIPEND EVERY WEEK THAT WILL LET YOU EAT OUT EVERY NIGHT IF YOU'D LIKE. WALKING DISTANCE TO A MULTITUDE OF FAST FOOD AND FAMILY RESTAURANTS. WE'LL HAVE YOUTH CAMPS IN THE AREA AND YOU'LL BE PAID FOR THOSE AND PRIVATE INSTRUCTION IF YOU VOLUNTEER. STATS AND VIDEO WILL BE MADE AND SENT TO MINOR LEAGUES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY. YOU WILL BE SCOUTED. ONE OF OUR COACHES IS A GM IN THE MEXICAN PACIFIC WINTER LEAGUE. WE HAVE 16 STAFFERS, CONTACTS WITHIN THE SCOUTING WORLD, MEXICAN LEAGUES, FRONTIER, ATLANTIC, EMPIRE

AND PIONEER LEAGUES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? BE 25 MINUTES FROM MAJOR LEAGUE SPRING TRAINING. BOND WITH 19 OTHER PLAYERS, COUNTLESS FANS AND BE THE BEST BALLPLAYER AND ENTERTAINER AROUND. REMEMBER, BASEBALL IS A GAME. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. BE A PART OF SOMETHING REVOLUTIONARY IN THE GAME. APPLY TODAY AND IF WE LIKE WHAT WE READ YOU'LL GET A CALL. OH, ONE MORE THING...WE EXPECT TO GO 15-0 SO YOU'D BETTER BE GOOD.